you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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