oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He is an equal opportunity slut.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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