Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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