people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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