Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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