I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You took a bar mat shot.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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