from now on my penis is your penis
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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