Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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