I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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