Got a toothbrush?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
