I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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