That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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