on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I could fuck to npr.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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