I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize