There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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