Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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