Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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