Don't make out with my wife yet
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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