My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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