As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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