What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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