i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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