So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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