Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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