she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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