how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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