he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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