I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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