The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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