and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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