Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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