Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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