it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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