I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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