I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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