i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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