i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
