Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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