whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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