My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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