Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I smell stomach acid.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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