You just made me feel so damn special
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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