they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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