I got chris browned last night
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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