I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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