Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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