Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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