i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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