ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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