They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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