she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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