So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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