I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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