Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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