I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
