Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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